The Bucket List

As a writer, especially for entrepreneurship and the world of finance and business, sometimes we lose touch with reality.

Here, I’d like to list down my favorite business ideas that i want to see come through via startups, or that I want to create on my own.

  1. Power Armour, OR powered exoskeletons

– Why? Because limited mobility at old age won’t stop me if I have a powered exoskeleton maintaining my hygiene and mobility. Sanity is another issue altogether.

2. Liquid Methane powered cars that can reach V8 Horsepower

– Have you watched mad max? Yes. I want to live out my dreams of owning an american muscle car that runs off slightly more environmentally friendly fuel with all the horsepower. Also -because methane is easily obtainable from livestock.

Did I mention, SpaceX is exploring the use of liquid methane fueled rockets?

Okay, so its liquid oxygen AND methane, but hey, that’s some potential right there!

Future, here I come!

3. Commercial space flights.

– Simply because while the optimist in me hopes this world isn’t done for, I also think we need a practical solution, and viable, commercial cheaper space flights are a good way to get off this planet and start exploring and colonizing others, because we screwed this one up.

Thanks Big Oil!

Also double props if SpaceX actually succeeds with its methane and oxygen engines as a slap to the face of Big Oil since conventional engines use kerosene, which as you know, is derived from crude.

I’ll add more ideas to the list as they come.

 

It’s all about the (money).

Or is it?

You know, we always think that money is the be all, and end all in the big game.

Let’s take a look at Uber.

Huge, famous, and really, really overvalued.

Now, what I’ve said is probably anathema to lots of investors and the like who’ve invested the amount of a small African nation’s GDP into funding Uber.

No, really. The valuation of Uber stands at a dizzying 50 billion dollars.

You could probably buy up the Liberian economy, for the next generation and start your own small state specializing in money laundering and weapons at the behest of the CIA.

I kid.

The fact still stands however, that Uber has raised a lot of money, and that money, in my most humble opinion, is not money well invested.

I like to always mention that the means of production, along with innovation and enterprise are the key drivers of a start-up’s push to success.

Of course, other skills such as management and funding are needed, but these are largely secondary till a certain stage of growth in a start-up’s life.

It’s like a baby. You don’t teach a baby financial management till it actually understands numbers first. Then you catch your baby boy selling marijuana.

That’s just wrong. You have to teach the child how to grow it legally, apply for a licence, and then sell it in the states.

let’s not forget teaching the kid how to pitch for capital from the right people. Start with friends and family. grandma probably has a few thousand she can spare.

Ask your child why is their product different, ask them how they are going to make sure their product is good enough to retain customers, and how as a larger business they    should consider a few hires to expand other parts of it, such as marketing.

Because, you know your kid’s great at selling stuff, but his marketing and advertising materiel isn’t exactly the best.

“Weed 4 sale”.

Let’s face it. That’s a bad slogan.

See what i’m driving at with Uber?

They’ve got the money, they’ve got the advantage of being the first in the market,(just like your kid who sells weed in the predominantly white, suburban and upper-middle class neighbourhood you live in), and also, they’ve got a great app that is constantly being updated.

What they don’t have is, higher barriers to entry to their market for competitors, as well as any technological advantages(so far) that gives them the edge over their rapidly catching up rivals.

On top of that – if you want to leave Uber as a driver, you can. There’s no penalties involved. All the worse for Uber if you join another company.

Well, that’s capitalism for you.

 

The Forgotten Entrepreneurs

Lets all take a moment to remember our forgotten entrepreneurs.

These days, amid rhetoric, and inflammatory remarks made by politicians in the states, we forget that it’s not just the fashion, design, and tech industries that are in dire need of innovation and entrepreneurs.

Migrants come, they integrate hopefully, and some of them, become entrepreneurs.

Many don’t have much to start with, nor do they know how to code, write, or sometimes even, read.

But let’s not forget, many of the world’s richest men and women started out from humble beginnings, and not from being given grants by angel investors, or through reality tv shows like Shark Tank.

They loaned cash from friends and family(which is still one of the most common sources of funding) as well as their own savings, usually forgoing the little luxuries we take for granted like nicer soap – just to fund their business.

I’m not against other sources of funding, or treating yourself decently while bootstrapping your start-up, no, I’m merely mentioning the fact that start-ups can exist outside of the glitzy and glamorous world of today’s entrepreneurship scene.

Migrants don’t really have networks either, and sometimes what we call a start-up, they call their method of survival. To them, making a sale is making sure their kids, or wife has food for the next week.

Sure, some enterprises may not be totally legal, but can we blame them? I don’t condone unsafe products and services, but more can be done to help these entrepreneurs.

After all, desperation, grit and the will to live a better life does make for one hell of a motivational drive.

Case Study : The Hipster Entrepreneur

Right guys, now and then I like to laugh at myself and my friends.

Some of them call me a hustler, whilst others call me a proto-hipster.

Why? The reasoning behind me being a proto-hipster as the shining example for hipsters everywhere is because I

i) Have marketable skills to pay the bills.

*-4+2/8ii) Do what I want without fear of societal judgement.

iii) Acquire currency through my entrepreneurial mindset.

Not to blow my own trumpet, but these reasons, while valid, are not entirely fair to the population of youth in Singapore who self identify or belong to the sub-archetype of hipsters consciously or otherwise.

Yes, that’s you, stop denying it, you filthy hipsters.

I believe, truly, that many hipsters have

i) Very marketable skills to pay the bills

ii) Are great at networking and utilizing the advantages it brings

iii) Are excellent at identifying market trends and gaps, as well as utilizing them.

iv) The ability to generate enough revenue through their unique brand of start-ups to make VCs drool.

Disclaimer.

Many a time, I find myself laughing at hipsters and dissing them, but in all seriousness, it’s about time we took them seriously, if you haven’t already.

lets not kid ourselves. The amount of revenue Pinterest generates for it’s independent workers and craftsmen, as well as the other cunning hipster entrepreneurs who outsource their work but market their image very well is astounding.

Now, look closer at the local economy.

How many coffee cafes, craft beer establishments, vinyl record stores, and thrift/clothing stores alongside ‘old school’ barbershops complete with spin chairs do you find near your city centre?

A good sign of a hipster clothing store is that they sell flannel, and also shades like these. Now, that’s not the only indicator, but it’s a good one.

Right, so anecdotal evidence suggests, we see many of these enterprises closing, but we also see many lasting the years and expanding.

I’d say this warrants a closer look into the mind of the hipster and why, and how it can improve.

i) Let’s drop the narrowed mindset on the purity if the ideal product/store/concept.

  • Let’s face it bud, your solely organically grown hole in the wall coffee store that sells only $8/cup coffee sourced only a single farm up in the Andes mountain range with limited seats isn’t going to make enough revenue to cover your costs.
  • Even with an aggressive marketing campaign, maybe you should sell the coffee beans too?
  • Expand your seating capacity at least please.
  • If your customers like Arabica, because you’re in a Corporate area, just sell it too.*

ii) You need partners that make up for skills you don’t have.

  • Point in case, lets face it, it’s not just hipsters. Everyone hates paperwork. More so, accounting. if you’re not good with numbers, revenues, taxes, and the like, get someone professional to handle it.
  • A great idea is great, but without the essential infrastructure to keep a business running, it’s going to stagnate and die eventually.

iii) Stop limiting yourselves to just hipsters.

  • This point is important for those hipster start-ups just starting out; we have many pescatarian, vegetarian and other options. Now, there are vegetarians who are also not hipsters.
  • Maybe, they should be aggressively marketed to, as part of a broader plan to expand your brand. Additional;l sources of revenue and customer loyalty is always welcome!

Keep all this in mind with a pinch of salt, and good luck you fashionable hustlers!

Risk & Innovation.

Innovation.

The alpha key driver of increasing means of production as well multiplying revenues for start-ups and economic players as a whole.

We always examine it as an object, a value in itself that certain actors have, but what we forget is that these actors have certain traits in them that spur innovation.

Innovation is inextricably linked with a culture of risk taking, in the context of entrepreneurship as we all can tell.

That’s not what we are here to talk about today.

I’d like to address the issue of risk taking and risk taking behavior in our society.

It is strange to see how risk taking entrepreneurs who have made a success of themselves are lauded but conversely, those who fail are shunned, and sometimes become pariahs.

To be fair, it may be due to debt incurred and other social factors, but the main issue at hand is how society treats risky behavior.

The Asian mindset is a strange thing – which to spur innovation, we must change. No longer must we shun and preach that the safest paths are the best, but also encourage sensible risk taking along with prudent measures to encourage innovation.

Failure is inevitable, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try again.

Once is never enough for a true entrepreneur, and while the government is taking the right steps in supporting local enterprise, there should not be a cap on the number of times an applicant can apply for a grant.

Of course, measures should be put into place to deter profiteers and cheats, lots of which are already in effect.

There are many ways we  can encourage and support local businesses and entrepreneurs to innovate and grow, and being more forgiving and encouraging after failure is one.

It costs roughly SGD$50,000.00 to fund an entrepreneur through a government grant, but SGD$0.00 to use words to encourage one after their enterprise fails, and for them to not let up.

Cheers, and have a great year ahead.

The Bottom Line

 

I was watching a movie called The Big Short, at the behest of a very good friend of mine who works in the options trading industry, which for those of us uninitiated with the world of finance and economics, is basically under the huge umbrella of stock trading.

Well, options trading isn’t strictly stock trading per se, but that’s not the parable for today we want to tell you.

In essence, The Big Short is basically a reverse of Wolf of Wall Street. Yes, it does deal with wall street, it does deal with the murky world of finance, it does touch on ethics and making money off the misery of others, and it does touch on the whole system of greed and governance in the American finance industry.

I hesitate to actually call it an industry, and I’d more like to call it a market. Industries are industrious. they produce and have factors of production. After watching The Big Short(at 2 am nonetheless) with lots of explaining and guidance from my friend as to the financial terms used in the movie, Wall Street seems more like a place for people to make money off money from money. Nothing is produced, and you only win when someone else loses.

But let’s not get all sentimental – I’m here to tell you what the movie is about, and lessons learned and applied to us entrepreneurs.

The Big Short follows four groups of people, or rather, takes 3 perspectives in the movie – about people literally betting against the American loan market.

The WHAT?

Yes, the American housing economy in essence.

Why? How? and most importantly, who?

Banks who loan money to people, people who buy houses, property agents, the ratings agencies who are supposed to fairly rate how trustworthy and reliable loans for housing are.

SO in short – these people go against the naysayers and bet big against the very badly managed(read, FRAUDULENT) loans that ordinary laymen take to buy houses.

How? One of them created and bought an instrument called credit default swaps.

This is basically a contract that says “I will get money for betting against you(the bank) for when the economy crashes(and the bank closes down) due to your shitty loans that you gave out that no one is repaying”.

Simply put – it’s like buying insurance against a bank for when the bank runs out of money.

In return, I’ll pay you(the bank) a monthly fee(called a premium) that is a percentage of the credit default swap’s total value(of the bet) for when the market crashes till the end of the contract.

But insurance for shitty loans(subprime mortgages)? That’s basically a credit default swap.

Yes. The banks basically sold a financial product based on shitty loans that people couldn’t pay, were late in paying, or had too high-interest rates to be possibly repaid (CDOs). This was the main key driver of the 2007-9 financial crisis, a.k.a the subprime mortgage crisis.

Either through ignorance or plain old fraud, these banks continued selling them until they couldn’t anymore, and in comes our four protagonists asking to bet against them, at what they thought were, impossible odds.

How do we know this? In the movie, the four groups of people did their research – talking to people who were involved in the housing market and the issuance of these loans, people who took these loans, people who approved these loans, people who rated the stability and credit rating of the financial product sold, so on and so forth.

On top of that, they noticed the discrepancies between the official reports and the actual opinions and figures from their research.

Off track – Christian bale stars in this as an autistic savant with Asperger’s – he manually analyses hundreds of thousands of loans off raw data to come to his conclusion that the housing market will crash. Now – I personally don’t recommend that, but props to the person he played.

Now – how the hell does all this apply to us? We’re in the business of delivering products, services, and creating solutions for the consumers!

As of so far, you only hear of entrepreneurs and wall street mixing when a start-up

i) Goes public

ii) seeks funding from investors that also happen to be hedge fund managers etc.

These are business dealings of course. Certain sectors such as crowdfunding loans, and fintech, or finance tech entrepreneurs, of course, interact with wall street more than others on a smaller scale daily basis.

Well – let’s not look too far. Many newer tech companies have been funded by VC’s and their valuations are just plain and simply, ridiculous. This has had the effect of a tech bubble that’s already in effect right now.

Sure – the valuation of the company is based on research on the market, or is it? Without actual credible research and a single dollar of revenue, some tech start-ups raise valuations of millions. Others do have revenue, but not as much as warrant’s their valuations.

I’d call that plain old speculation. Of course, investing in a start-up sometimes works best for the VC when an idea is revolutionary and a first mover in that market, but sometimes that just doesn’t work.

But without actual credible data, or any cashflow, or even sales, and just opinions, a business idea isn’t actually worth much. Best to let the startup face natural market forces of competition as well as the demand for their services first to see if it is an actual viable business idea.

In that spirit, let’s all make start-ups that work, not start-ups that are funded by hot air and dreams, and the speculation fuelled by greed. We’re not wall street, we’re entrepreneurs, we make things happen.